Telephone bill

The phone bill was exceptionally high and

the man of the house called a family meeting...

On a Saturday morning...

after breakfast...



Dad: People this is unacceptable.
You have to limit the use of the phone.
I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.


Mum: Same here,
I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.


Son: Me too,
I never use the home phone.
I always use my company mobile.


Maid: So - what is the problem?
We all use our work telephones !!!!!